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I Have Selective Hearing – Sorry You Didn’t Make the Cut Unisex t-shirt

Channel your inner “I-don’t-care” cat with this witty design that blends vintage coffee-shop mood with snarky self-awareness....
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Channel your inner “I-don’t-care” cat with this witty design that blends vintage coffee-shop mood with snarky self-awareness. Featuring a moody tabby cat in glasses, a cozy robe, and a mug with attitude, the quote says it all:
“I Have Selective Hearing. Sorry You Didn’t Make the Cut. Tomorrow’s Not Looking Great Either.”

A perfect fit for sarcasm lovers, introverts, anti-small-talk warriors, and caffeine-fueled thinkers. Whether you wear it at home, in the library, or out with equally judgmental friends this design makes your attitude loud and clear (even if your hearing isn’t).

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
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