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Unisex t-shirt featuring a cat in glasses with the quote 'I Have Selective Hearing. Sorry You Didn’t Make the Cut.'
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Back view of unisex black t-shirt featuring a blank design, ideal for casual wear and customization.
Unisex t-shirt featuring a moody cat with glasses and a quote about selective hearing in a vintage style.
Back view of a black unisex t-shirt, perfect for casual wear and showcasing a witty design.
I Have Selective Hearing unisex t-shirt with a moody cat design, perfect for sarcasm lovers and introverts.
Back view of a black unisex t-shirt, perfect for casual wear and expressing personal style.
Unisex t-shirt with a moody tabby cat in glasses, showcasing the quote "I Have Selective Hearing. Sorry You Didn’t Make the Cut."
Back view of the dark maroon unisex t-shirt featuring a comfortable and relaxed fit.
Unisex purple t-shirt featuring a moody cat in glasses and a witty quote about selective hearing.
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Back view of a navy unisex t-shirt featuring a relaxed fit and soft fabric for everyday comfort.
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I Have Selective Hearing – Sorry You Didn’t Make the Cut Unisex t-shirt

Channel your inner “I-don’t-care” cat with this witty design that blends vintage coffee-shop mood with snarky self-awareness....
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DESCRIPTION  
Channel your inner “I-don’t-care” cat with this witty design that blends vintage coffee-shop mood with snarky self-awareness. Featuring a moody tabby cat in glasses, a cozy robe, and a mug with attitude, the quote says it all:
“I Have Selective Hearing. Sorry You Didn’t Make the Cut. Tomorrow’s Not Looking Great Either.”

A perfect fit for sarcasm lovers, introverts, anti-small-talk warriors, and caffeine-fueled thinkers. Whether you wear it at home, in the library, or out with equally judgmental friends this design makes your attitude loud and clear (even if your hearing isn’t).

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
REVISION  
Revision Window Revisions accepted within 72 hours of order delivery.
What’s Included Minor tweaks like text edits, color changes, or layout refinements.
What’s Not Included Complete redesigns, style overhauls, or major concept changes.
Request Process Simply reply with clear feedback. We’ll handle the rest promptly.
Turnaround Time Most revisions are completed within 24–48 hours.
Extra Revisions Additional revisions beyond the window or scope may require a small fee.
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Title Psychology We build titles with a balance of clarity and emotional connection. Think buyer mindset, not just search terms. Want the framework? It’s part of our secret sauce.
SEO & Discovery Search visibility isn’t luck — it’s method. We layer emotional keywords with long-tail relevance. Our system evolves weekly based on top-selling shifts.
Visual Trust The right mockup sells more than the design itself. We guide our clients on which visual styles build trust and clicks — especially for premium items.
Research Stack We don’t guess. We use advanced trend tools and niche mapping before a single design is made. It’s part art, part data — all strategy.
Launch Timing The difference between slow traction and quick wins? Release timing. We’ve studied when and where uploads perform best. We share the details with our clients.

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Bullet Points Clear and benefit-driven. Highlights use case, audience appeal, and emotional triggers.
Descriptions Written to reflect the voice of your brand and connect with buyers. Optimized for Etsy, Amazon, and Redbubble.
Tag Suggestions Suggested tags provided for better reach and platform visibility (where applicable).
Tone & Voice We adjust the copy style depending on the target audience — bold, witty, elegant, or niche-specific.
Platform-Ready Format Listings are formatted to be copy-paste ready into Merch by Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and more.

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